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One Tough Mouse

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Three mice are sitting around drinking and boasting about their strengths. The first mouse says “Mouse traps, Ha! I do pushups with the bar”. The second mouse pulls a pill from his pocket, swallows it, and says with a grin “D-Con Rat Poison”. The third mouse finishes his drink, slams his glass on the table and starts to leave. The first mouse says, “Where do you think you’re going?”

“Time to go home and chase the cat”

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